This is Creeper Bird. He wants to wear me as a people suit. You laugh, but this is all truth. Although I think I've changed my opinion to he's a frickin retard. I'm not sure how he managed to find his way back North.
It starts at about 11am. I wake up to the sound of something tapping and hitting the window and a bird yelling. The bird is throwing himself at the window, the one tucked away in the corner under the porch. So I pull back the curtain and scare it away. Five minutes later its back. I go through this like 3 more times and every time it comes right back and attacks the window and yells. So I try to sleep anyway and ignore him, but that doesn't work so I give up and get up. He proceeds to start attacking the window over the couch too for awhile. Eventually it gets quiet and I'm making tea and I glance over and see this robin staring in the door window! Uh....creepy much? Well as the day progresses and after some errands I go into the bedroom and the bird starts throwing himself at the other window in there! And whenever I'd look out the window, there's a robin sitting in the yard near the edge of the concrete looking in. I went upstairs and I look out and the damn thing is in the tree looking at us!
Taisa comes home and I relate Creeper Bird to her and she laughs. And while I'm telling her I can see his shadow hopping around outside the window by my bed. We peek out and scare him away, but a bit later he comes back and she gets to hear him flailing too.
I had to work last night too and I come home to see Creeper Bird on the corner window sill tapping the window with his beak. That's where the photo is from. The reflection is only that good from the angled window inside the house that I was snapping the photos from too. I checked to see the reflections.
So now, its war. Taisa was in the bathroom getting ready and the whole time Creeper/Retard is attacking the window. I'm more annoyed now because I can't sleep with him yelling and hitting the window. So this is the plans ans results;
Plan A: Print an angry cat photo (
http://www.animalsw.com/bulkupload/Cats/part2/Very%20Angry%20Cat.jpg) and tape it to the windows.
Retardo is confused but eventually realizes his mortal enemy is in the area around the angry cat.
Plan B: Black garbage bags over the outside of the window.
Retardo's mortal enemy is clever indeed, but this new camouflage is not fooling Retardo. Much. He makes a test attack on the force field, but it is strange. He must consult his officers.
Plan C: Reinforcements. Call Lt. Coffee Bean. She is a skilled assassin.
One reported injury thus far. General Edo may have broken her littlest toe. This hurts more than you'd think.
